After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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