Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Mom said you looked used
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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