I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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