found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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then he tried to convert me to islam
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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