I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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