Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Randomize
