she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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