I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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