I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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