he was CRYING into my vagina
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?