North Korea, Best Korea!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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