i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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