Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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