my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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