problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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