the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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