I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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