If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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