Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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