Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just want nice things and good sex
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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