But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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