New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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