this just has baby written all over it
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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