Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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