life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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