I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
