It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Come on in and take your pants off
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