If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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