so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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