I think my vagina is haunted
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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