I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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