I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If that was your dad, he is hot
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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