ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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