So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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