Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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