I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
