we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
two words...techno handjob
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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