My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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