You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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