Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
