the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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