He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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