do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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