I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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