i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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