didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
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What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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