I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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