Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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