you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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