I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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