I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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