She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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