Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.