I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.