I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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