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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.

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• (925): View more from California

  I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom

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  19 Parents Admit the Lies They’ve Told Their Children

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?

  (941): View more from Florida

  I was attacked by whores

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  You threw up on yourself again didn't you?

  (941): View more from Florida

  They were strong whores

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• (818): View more from California

  the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.

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  21 Worst Confessions on a First Date

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow

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  woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.

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  I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.

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