Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude