We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.